meanderings of a restless wanderer

So David, Christina, and I arrived in the ATL this afternoon after what might have been the best flight ever. (David and I had more legroom than the folks in First Class) After a landing that made me almost mess myself we departed our plane and headed to the baggage claim.

As we waited patiently for our luggage David noticed a very well dressed black man and he asked me…”Dude, who is that guy?” I look and automatically I knew I had seen this guy before…and I knew he was in politics of some sort. Then David figured it out.

It was none other than Kweisi Mfume aka Frizzell Gerald Gray the former CEO/President of the NAACP. I was kind of hoping to see Ciara or the Black Crows or even the head of Coca-cola…but this will do…

I guess.

For now….

Ok, is it just me or is Rosie O’Donnell crazy?

Now sure it might seem a tad mean for me to pose such a question, but seriously, the queen of nice has turned into the flag waver for crazies r us.

I didn’t mind the odd spectacle that befitted her fight with the Donald…I can look past the extreme liberal views and hatred for anything remotely conservative…. I can shake off her theories that the collapse of the Twin Towers was actually a republican ploy that was executed with explosives…but for her to stick up for Sanjaya on American Idol…that’s crossing the stinking line!

So to that I say…crazy go home and when you get there…. remember to enjoy the view.

Now if you excuse me I am going to watch Ellen.

One man’s opinion and recognition of 50 people that put me on edge. I hope you agree, disagree, laugh, and get ticked. Enjoy!

50. Karl Rove - Too much authority too few results.

49. Jerry Springer - Assists in the downward spiral of America’s common sense.

48. Sanjaya - Why is he still on American Idol?

47. Jimmy Carter - Just because.

46. Rebecca Romaine - You can paint her blue and give her scales but she still sucks as an actress.

45. Diane Sawyer - What happened to actual reporting?

44. Kathryn Blanco - Has no idea what she is doing.

43. Kevin Federline - Do I even need to explain this one?

42. Howard Stern - The long lost brother of Jerry Springer..

41. Rickey Williams - Waste of talent.

40. Carson Daly - Thinks he is black.

39. Sean Penn - One of the most talented actors of all time and incredibly whinny!

38. Terrell Owens - Spoiled and arrogant.

37. Ann Coulter - Shes a man eater!

36. Janice Dickenson - Cuckoo.

35. Jerry Seinfeld - Just a bunch of white noise.

34. Anna Kournikova - Average tennis player, who sold herself to Enrique.
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33. Nancy Pelosi - For the love of everything…SHUT UP!

32. Jesse Jackson - Who actually claims him as their reverend?

31. George Steinbrenner - Built a dynasty, ruined baseball.

30. Toby Keith - The worst side of arrogant patriotism.

29. David Curuso - I’m David Curuso and I only have one facial expression.

28. PETA - When you sue a church for giving away goldfish something is a little off.

27. Haratio Sanz - Sad, non funny, replacement for Chris Farley.

26. Whoever created call waiting - The worlds worst popularity contest.

25. Leonard M. Apcar - Most biased person in mainstream print.

24. Bobby Flay - Second rate Emeril!

23. Margaret Cho - Funny?…Yes. Intelligent?…probably. Annyoning?…Absolutely.

22. Barbra Boxer - The worst thing to happen to California since Fresno.

21. Bob Saget - Danny Tanner ain’t so nice.

20. 50 Cent - Overrated.

19. Donald Trump - We get it you have money…lots and lots of money.

18. Nikki & Paulo - R.I.P.

17. Keith Olbermann - Put feuds aside and just give me the frickin news.

16. Ted Kennedy - No explanation needed.

15. Theresa Heinz Kerry - A ketchup queen who thinks she runs the world.

14. Ward Churchill - Applauding jihad, makes me sad.

13. The CEOs of the oil industry. - $3.17 for a gallon of gas…COME ON!!!

12. Al Sharpton - Self-explanatory.

11. Lil Jon - I dont understand how he even has a career.

10. Michael Eisner - Defiled the mouse.

9. Ray Nagin - Irresponsible unapologetic child who sits blaming instead of helping.

8. Hillary Clinton - Inconsistent, and a poor choice as front runner for the democratic party.

7. Tom Cruise - Scientology…Fun for the whole family! That will be 36,000 dollars.

6. Al Frankin - Youre good enough, smart enough, and not many people like you.

5. Katie Couric - That much perkiness can’t be healthy.

4. Paris Hilton - The future of girls everywhere.

3. Rush Limbaugh - Right wing nut job.

2. Michael Moore - Left wing nut job.

1. Myself - I am my own worst enemy.