Ok, so I am sitting in my chair at home talking on the phone to Jenny about VBS stuff when I look up and see a spider crawling on the ceiling…right above my head.
Now everyone knows I am scared to death of the eight legged little minions of the devil, so of course what happened next caused massive trauma.
As soon as I thought in my head I should move in case it falls…the thing fell on my face…MY FACE!!! I jumped up screaming into the phone, “it fell on my face, it fell on my face”!
As my wife and daughter ran in I said it’s over their kill it – kill it.
I know, I know…
I am so manly.